Mostly I Eat Burritos

rapaciousconsumption:

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tresmaladroit:

kingsandheroes:

evil-e-x-p-e-l-l-e-d:

AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.

i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson

THIS IS SO ADORABLE. I CANT.

COULSON.

Also thor omfg.

dawww thor <3

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EUREKA!!!!!!

That certainly didn’t take us long.

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themagicmelodicmask replied to your post: Wow. I must be the suckiest RPer EVER.

I wonder what the odds of us running into each other are?

Wanna try it out?

We can RP Tony/Steve.

Because I know you’re into that. 

akishijin replied to your post: The worst part is that I was all excited because I thought I was actually going to get a roleplay out of this person

jflak;sfjl HOW DO YOU MANAGE THAT, STRAW?! just—OMG XD

It’s because I AM SO TERRIBLE AT RPING OMEGLE REFUSES TO LET ME TALK TO ANYONE BUT MYSELF.

Wow. I must be the suckiest RPer EVER.

I’m surprised how literate most of the people on Omegle are, though.

Do I have a giant loser sign on my forehead? Because people keep disconnecting now?

I don’t MIND roleplaying your Steve/Tony or whatever but it’s a little hard to know what to start with when you won’t say anything!

Awww. They disconnected me. Was I not proposing fast enough? 
Now what do I do? I was getting into that!
I mean, they were actually like&#8230;good at writing.
The next thing I found was some creepy Thor/Loki thing&#8230;with chatspeak.

Awww. They disconnected me. Was I not proposing fast enough? 

Now what do I do? I was getting into that!

I mean, they were actually like…good at writing.

The next thing I found was some creepy Thor/Loki thing…with chatspeak.

A discussion of my first ever yaoi or whatever you call it roleplay. Apparently.

Straw: Kaaaat. Hellllp.

Kat: I just saw your post. Um...no lemons?

Straw: Kat, the internet is insane.

Kat: Yes. Yes it is.

Straw: On the bright side, I think I'm playing Tony well.

Kat: Well, that's good.

Straw: I just wanted to squee with someone. This is the opposite of what I wanted.

Kat: Opposite? You didn't want roleplay?

Straw: I wasn't planning to.

Straw: Holy crud. Yaoi roleplay is melodramatic.

Kat: Disconnect!

Straw: I can't! I have to do this...........as a writer!

Kat: No you don't. If it's making you uncomfortable, leave.

Straw: It's not uncomfortable so much as weird. They're Pepper trying to convince me to propose to Steve.

Straw: Via text.

Kat: What?

Straw: Yeah...

Kat: So is your friend male or female?

Straw: I don't know. It's Omegle.

Straw: Oh, I'm going to propose.

Kat: That's nice. Your mother will be thrilled.

Straw: And now Pepper is a lesbian.

» Go on Omegle

» Search Strangers that like Avengers

» Disconnected 3 times

» Random Tony/Steve roleplay?

Someone help I don’t know what I’m doing

Edit: Kat, you are entirely unhelpful.

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